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Truly a gift from the gods. I'm pulling more chicks with this ruler than I was walking around with my sisters puppy.

Chaz

Only downside is I had to upgrade my data plan to keep up with all the nudes I was getting in return

Wes

My cock has never looked bigger

Chad

Had to stop using it since my length was starting to freak girls out

Brad

You've sold how many of these?!? Disgusting.

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